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Saturday, March 14, 2009

How to Slight Your BF's Ex the Pinoy Way

Another politically and grammatically incorrect tickler from my mail.  Try discourse analysis on this... :)


Dito sa Pinas, kung ano man ang gusto mong sabihin ay kailangang sabibhin sa English, para manatili kang cool, tulad na lang ng sulat na napulot daw sa isang bar sa Malate at ngayon ay pinagpapasapasahan sa Internet. [Rough translation: In the Philippines, you must say everything in English if you want to be hip, as illustrated by this letter which is said to have been found at a bar in Malate and is now being circulated in the Internet. - sms]


Marjie,


I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.


Why?


What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and them asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different names, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name like you are a PIG, FAT OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I"m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.


FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL IF D.M.


P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? Your or me? And the final is me.

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